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From: cdanfor1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Xinavera Jax)
Subject: Stone Cold
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Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1993 21:04:38 GMT

Stonecold that is what she said.  I tried to warn her, but it was far too
late for the likes of warnings such as that.  She accellerated to the left
almost faster than the eye could travel, and believe you me, friends, my
eyes can travel PRETTY FAST!  "Give me deliverace!" I yelled and then took
off like a shot in the opposite direction trying to reach THE AUTHORITIES
(tm) in time to prevent the premature collapse of western bestness.  But
alas, my force vector was insufficient to prevent this calamity.  







And all was chaos. and out of the chaos strode a short, roundish figure
with a pronounced goatee and sideburns which came very very close to
connecting in the middle such that I had to look very very closely to
detect the thin scar which separated the two hirsute areas from each other
thus segregating the tiny denizens of the secondary sexual hair into three,
eternally warring factions.

Long live the oppinion!

JaXding, I thought I'd forward this to you.  Tina
did