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1.  I salivate at the sight of mittens.
2.  My father was a good woman.
3.  My mother dresses me funny.
4.  I believe in an afterbirth.
5.  My mouth talks to people.
6.  I often lie to make myself obnoxious.
7.  I prefer spiders to lima beans.
8.  My teeth sometimes leave my body.
9.  I cannot read or write.
10. Chiclets make me sweat.
11. Often, I think I am a special agent of Billy Graham.
12. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
13. Sometimes I feel I am persecuting somebody.
14. Policemen love me.
15. I call the wind Maria.
16. I have never been able to put a bagle into overdrive.
17. Paranoid people worry too much.
18. I am anxious in rooms that have hairy walls.
19. Boredom excites me.
20. My mother was Erik the Red.
21. Eggplants make me blush.
22. Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
23. It makes me embarrassed to fall down.
24. Weeping brings tears to my eyes.
25. Parts of my body crawl away.
26. I believe I smell as good as most people.
27. I would never tell my nickname in a crisis.
28. A wide necktie is a sign of disease.
29. I always let people get ahead of me at swimming pools.
30. Nothing is happening, just as Schopenhauer predicted.
31. I have taken shoe polish to excess.
32. God rarely answers my letters.
33. As a child I often suffered from bubonic plague.
34. I always cut my hair with an emery board.
35. Sitting in the glove compartment makes me claustrophobic.
36. I believe people should post no bills.
37. My nose has suddenly gone blank.
38. My name is spelled with two s's.
39. I think most people would cry to gain a point.
40. I never vomit in my sleep.
41. I am bored by thoughts of death.
42. Sometimes I find it hard to conceal the fact that I am not angry.
43. Frantic screams make me nervous.
44. It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
45. I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.
46. I have more pimples than you can shake a stick at.
47. Most people do not know how to behave in a masacre.
48. I am afraid of finding myself in a drawer or some other compromising place.
49. Most people vomit out of spite.
50. I am not threatened by people who want to put my tounge in a paper punch.
51. I am tired of being elected president.
52. I believe in Cincinnati.
53. I used to collect hypodermic needles.
54. My parents always faced catastrophes with a song.
55. I have an uncontrollable urge to fondle other people's teeth.
56. I think oatmeal is erotic.
57. Recently, I have been getting shorter.
58. It follows me wherever I go.
59. I do not!
60. I believe there is a plot to make me happy.
61. My sex life is A-OK.
62. Spinach makes me feel alone.
63. Most people aren't as old as they think they are.
64. When I look down from a high place I want to spit.
65. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.
66. My ears sometimes hear voices.
67. I do not believe there is any intelligent life on the earth.
68. Earthquakes make me wet the bed.
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70. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.
71. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying good-bye.
72. It makes me angry to have people bury me.
73. Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.
74. I often bite other people's nails.
75. Halitosis is part of my style.
76. I hereby claim this land in the name of the Queen of Spain.
77. My tonsils frequently come when I whistle.
78. I am piqued when I find a rhinoceros in my bed.
79. The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
80. I am often bothered by thoughts of sex while having intercourse.