>> Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
>> Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell
>> the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've
>> been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible
>> deaths.  So what's your story?"
>> 
>> 
>> So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife
>> has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch
>> her red-handed.  As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
>> something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where
>> this other guy could have been hiding.  Finally, I went out to the
>> balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
>> 25 floors above ground!  By now I was really mad, so I started beating
>> on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall
>> off.  So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and
>> starting hammering on his fingers.  Of course, he couldn't stand that
>> for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell
>> into the bushes, stunned but okay.  I couldn't stand it anymore, so I
>> ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge
>> where it landed on him, killing him instantly.  But all the stress and
>> anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the
>> balcony."
>> 
>> "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man
>> in.
>> 
>> The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being
>> full, and again asks for his story.
>> 
>> "It's been a very strange day.  You see, I live on the 26th floor of
>> my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
>> balcony.  Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because
>> I fell over the edge.  But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the
>> balcony on the floor below me.  I knew I couldn't hang on for very
>> long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony.  I thought
>> for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me.  I
>> held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a
>> hammer and started pounding on my hands.  Finally I just let go, but
>> again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all
>> right.  Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this
>> refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly,
>> and now I'm here."
>> 
>> 
>> Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty
>> horrible death.
>>
>>
>> The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole
>> process was repeated.  Peter explained that heaven was full and asked
>> for his story.
>> 
>> 
>> "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a
>> refrigerator..."