It's a Trek World After All

Credits for this piece of nonsense go to Marte Brengle and Marilyn Wilkerson
at CompuServe.

It's a world of Tribbles, a world of cheer
It's a world of wackos with pointed ears,
Punch a Klingon for fun,
Set your phaser on stun,
It's a Trek world after all!

     It's a Trek world after all!
     Young and old fans heed the call!
     Most with stories, some quite tall!
     It's a Trek, Trek world!

It's a world at warp speed, a world of stars,
Drinking Saur'yan Brandy in sleazy bars.
Captain Kirk gets around,
Keeps two feet off the ground!
It's a Trek world after all!

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It's a world of gangsters, a world of cats,
It's a world where "boogers" can fly like bats!
Hippies sing in the hall,
Watch the crew blow up Vaal,
It's a Trek world after all!

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It's a world of logic, a cast gone grey,
Though they fight for peace in the Starfleet way.
"It's a world just for me,"
says Gene Rodd-en-ber-ee!
"It's just my world after all"

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It's a world of androids who can't say no,
It's a world of doctors who come and go.
We have Wesley, the brain,
And an empath (in pain) --
It's a Trek world after all!

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It's a world of Captains with little hair,
It's a world of worms hiding who knows where,
Number One in lame'
Super Wes saves the day!
It's a Trek World after all...

     It's a Trek world after all!
     Young and old fans heed the call!
     Most with stories, some quite tall!
     It's a Trek, Trek world!