"In the interest of being cool..."
      --while wearing snazzy navy tie with bright green diagonal stripes   
          
        (actually talking about air conditioning)

"I'd say trust me, but I'm over 30 so I know people don't trust me."
  
"I'm making _nice_ fun."
      --to Jen

"So that's how you take an average, you add up all the numbers and divide
by the sum."

"You flush your toilet and put in your little curl-meter, and it spins!"

"Sounds like propaganda from the unit monster."

"It's not because I'm dumb, it's because I keep forgetting."

"I've tried to solve this problem, but forget it, it's too hard. So I've
decided to solve a different problem. Which normally is a bad thing to do."

"Now you just grind a whole mess of cranks...."

"I always picture myself walking around and jumping up and down every time
I do something."

"No thinking allowed."

"Now, all of you have had _some_ physics..."
      --2/3 of the way through the course

"Take the curl, take the divergence, you'll see the derivatives drop like
flies."

"Aha! I smell relativity coming!"

"It's one of those lovely things that is a number."

"Look at the upper triangle. It's a triangle with three sides..."