WPCP , P PfR@`8 \``p08Z`Vp8 WP_TV52665588WPTVWPC2WPTVWPC2j @` x?n0:Ɣ v:ƨ :ư MSDefaultsMSNormal{WP}10{WP}014H6." "4j {WP}10FPx<Px <<KK ۲HH66$**NV$HH66Ыj j  H6.6.""HΪj MSNormal 6666 $$  j New York    Ы j j Quote Bored j j ,"  ",ܪЫ Nice and fast, just the way I like it! "Geoff (re: his computer)% Im ready for a good dose of Josh Burdick "Jere7my1 I just freaked the hell out of some frosh "Charles, in drag= Is it a follicle, a sperm, or what the hell?!! "PeterIܪ   Ы$ Its a pink C "JenUܪ   Ы Thats a Peter "someone on hallatlargea If you leave me for tarantulaloving women, Ill marry the Mennonite. "Kendra m Wait! I still have a life? Holy shit! "Geoff  y Sorry to deprive you of your vicarious thrill from watching me go down. "Andrea   I think Ill go flirt with Robert or something! "David   I j j likej j writing papers! "Deb, j j beforej j school   I will get by "Gerry Garcia  Will you get away from my nipples "Jere7my I assembled her fondue pot last night and j j boyj j was it good! "Charles Simplify the following expression... shit! "Geoff They were confused, they had momentum. "Peter on Russian history Theres nothing wrong with bedhopping... intrinsically. "Jen What j j aboutj j your crotch? "Peter to David I want to go skinnydipping with a bunch of guys "Ayana What a damned obscene way to connect cats. "Robert  Oh well.. you hit your head against the wall... and every once in a while it goesthrough."Geoff (on relationships) Jen, youre getting fruit loops in my embryos! " Peter- I want to do it to you, not the window. " David9 In 20 minutes, if Im not asleep, Im waking up. " AyanaE Tickling is in the body of the beholder. " JacobQ Actually, I was thinking more in terms of sex. " Robert re: computer memory] Oh my God! Can you do multiple subscripts? Oh my! " Bethi Fun over " Shirt off. " Charlesu Wookie Cushion " Robert  Annie, youre pressing wet liquid against my body. Stop it! " Peter! I wanna have a baby. " Mellon!j  "$j  Right now? " Brad!#Jere7my:  ... watching Scotty die..."$ܪ   Ы$Andr)a:  whimper#%$Jere7my:  its not a dog, its a person$&$Andr)a:  Oh, OK.%'ܪ   Ы But then you turned over and everything was fine. " Geoff to Robert&(ܪ   Ы I was going to go to bed,... not play with my jock strap! " Peter')ܪ   Ы Youre good with making things pop out. " Brad to Eric (McCormick)(* Can I have 2 of your great big things? I want to put them in my bean dip.j )+$j "Charles to MaryHelen*, Its certainly not genetic that men are like shits. " Kerri+- Sexually transmitted can be nice. "Annie,.) Were happy for you8 we just dont express it in the same pitch. "Kate to Ingrid-/5ܪ   Ы That was a pretty one... dead now... "Peter on a dead rat.0Aܪ   Ы But remember, the last person you thought had good posture had a pole in his back "Kate/1M Have you ever had anyone go up to you and say, Deirdre, what a beautiful name? Wow!02Yܪ   Ы$"Ian to Deirdre13eܪ   ЫDavid:  You should be a cricket.24qܪ   Ы$Peter (very sarcastically):  Chirp, chirp.F35}}}55 6Fܪ   ЫLittle Bunny Foofoo died for your sins.j j "MyS46 That pumpkin has gingivitis. "Charles57 My foot is here on the power bar fondling outlets. "Charles68 I gave her the aardvark before the stripping! "David79 Whats a little foreplay compared to cannibalism? "David8: I haven't had spasms in many a day. "Lisa S9; I don't give a slowly limping fuck "Robert:< My genitals shall remain uncalloused "Peter;= That was very bizarre. I didn't know my tongue could do that. "Geoff<> Oh, Sam8 What you did to me yesterday was very weird. "Charles=? I didnt kill your father, you crazy Spaniard! "Cherry>@ Theyre not hooked up. Theyre in love. Its different. "Deirdre?A Have you ever tried massaging someone when theyre being stabbed in the butt with a@B)ܪ   Ы$squid? "DeirdreAC5ܪ   Ы Retribution? What for?"GeoffBDA No! You dont tell us that! You tell us that you hit the flying cupcake, haHAH! "BethCEM Its a tape, but somehow it became erect. "PeterDFY David, your Beth ate my glasses. "PeterEGe Yours is rather limp. "Annie to GeoffFHq The aardvark was mine, but the semen was Roberts. "GeoffGI} Wanna play horsey, little girl? "Jere7myHJ The question is whether or not they will mount each other. "RobertIK One thing I do have to do is to keep a pot in my room. "PeterJL Dont shoot. Dont fart. "AnnieKM Its not polite to knock people over when theyre mating. "StephenLN Ed was great. He was flexible and could be dropped from great heights. "JacobMO Were having a bonding experience; were talking about penises. Go Away. "JenNP 5/9ths of the math majors I surveyed were planning to be women. "AndreaOQ Ive acquired some of the trappings of civilization. Clothing, basic hygiene, I dont eat myPRܪ   Ы$young... "JenQSܪ   Ы Aahhhh! Theres something I dont understand in my underwear! "Robert (Hmmm....)RT Boy, being castrated by a small, robotic two year old would sure be weird. "MySSU  The only time I had an accidental discharge it was pointed at the toilet. "AnthonyTV I recommend spaceships that boogie. "RobertUW% Theres nothing wrong with playing the field. "Andrea (!)VX1 This universe is way too fun to have been random... "JimWY=Josh:  What comes after 7?j XZI$j Peter:  EightY[U What do you think about having your uterus explode would feel like? "JimZ\aܪ   Ы$(whimper) "MyS[]mܪ   Ы Do you have any drugs, David? "MyS\^y I just called Peter David. "David]_ Sex. God I hope this works. "on Roberts computer (written on it by Charles, Robert, andAndrea) (ask any of them the context and it becomes funny)^a That would be too much trouble just to get you in bed. "Annie to Robert_b Aztec civilization destroyed by Liberal Arts Undergrads! "David`c Thank you for the use of your face, Peter. "dlong1ad You have a patch near your crotch. "Gloriabe Oh! I had a horsechip in my underwear8 "Robert explaing a quote to Heathercf Melissa was taken by Egyptians, but I killed them."DaviddgCharles:  I didnt get a valentines card from Deb...ehܪ   ЫGeoff:  She doesnt like you as much as I do.fiܪ   Ы Genital Celtic! "David MacRandallgj  Billy Joel was a Jawa! "RobertFhk|6k! 6F Shuttle? Are you naked? "Securityil1 Freshlings have more experience with turtles. "Davidjm= Computers are easy... just like men. "FrancesknI Sharks are not salmon. "Peter in a moment of brillianceloU Fucking A. This box is full of Kermit! "Charlesmpa My jeans are open to interpretation! "David (genes! "DR)nqm He gave me a concussion8 he also broke my science project8 AND he was a lousy lay$"Sarah Stockwellosy That sounds about as attractive as being hit over the head right now. "Robertptܪ   Ы I actually considered that, but decided to go for the potato j  j chips instead "Andreaquܪ   Ы Breasts, Peter, breasts! "Gloria and Annierv At least Im interested in everybody. Thats healthy! Sort of8 "Davidsw We were talking of mail (male) forgery and Unix (eunuchs) security. "Geofftx I need to go to Minnesota to get to Wisconsin! "Daviduy Melons are weird. "Andyvz Id hire an assas8 No, Id want to do it myself. "Anniew{ AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhgggghhhh!!!!!!! A bug!! "Geoff, while programming, as it runsacross his screen and onto the top of the monitor.x} If you suck my soul Ill lick your funky emotions "quote from De LaSouly~  I was just trying to keep you away from my crotch "Peter to Anniez Are you selling? "Celina to Peter{!ܪ   Ы Why dont we wait until the Bottocelli people come. "Peter|-ܪ   Ы We shall cherchez la femme / Next to the church of Notre Dame. The Hunchback of NotreDame}9 The man is B.F. Skinner. Hes going to put you in some boxes. "MST3K: Santa Clause + theMartians~Q I want to have SEX sometime in my life and not with him. " a vehement Peter referring toDavidi So, are you Anglo and stuff like that? " David to Josh$ Well, thats kind of vague, but if by Anglo you mean Jewish, then no, not really. j $ j "Josh B. So is she actually from Guatemala, or was she just born there? "Kendra Oh, thats right, he is a twit! "Jeff H. Ill have half of the last piece of cake. "Peter Who let Zeno in? "Jere7my I was nursing a beer " not in the way you think. "Chris Im reaching acceptable tolerance limits. "Geoff I would like to state something about college life: Facist Europe papers attract adisproportionate number of gothic type faces. "David "  " j̳