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From: paalde@stud.cs.uit.no (Paal Ditlefsen Ekran)
Subject: The Avengers handbook.
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Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1993 21:03:08 GMT
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                          THE AVENGERS HANDBOOK

 Edited by Paal D. Ekran, paalde@stud.cs.uit.no.
 Mail new pranks to me..

 Version 1.0.0
 
 Posted every week (Monday).

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Greetings, this is the first official release of "The Avengers Handbook." 
Before you start your tour of avenge, please think about the consequences 
(not every phrank is legal, also give the victim a though). This list has 
two purposes:  Give the reader some amusing hours of reading and to give 
constructive ideas to avengers and phrankers.

WARNING: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ACTIONS PERFORMED, AS IN THIS SCRIPT.
         SOME OF THE ACTIONS ARE ILLEGAL AND I RECOMMEND THAT YOU DON'T
         TRY THEM OUT... 

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#01 MAIL BURST. By Paal D. Ekran.

Perhaps a bit childish way of revenge, but works well. Just wait until you 
get one of those commercial catalogues with hundreds of rip-out order forms. 
Write down the name and address of the person you want to have fun with, and
send in the order form.

#02 BLOCKING PHONES. By Paal D. Ekran.

You can block a person's phone, just call him from a phone box, when he 
answers the phone, then you leave the receiver beside the phone. You will
now occupy the line as long as you feed the phone with money.
  
This might become a bit expensive, as you have to use some nickels to keep 
up the line.
 
Advice: Find a phone-box that's rarely used.
 
#03 NOISY SEAGULLS. By Paal D. Ekran.

Let's say it's dark outside, and you want to play a phrank on someone. You 
are living a place where there are many birds. Yeah, let's feed the birds, 
in your neighbor's garden. Just throw some bread into his garden at 
3 o'clock in the night and let the birds to the rest.
 
Variation: Try sprinkling the bread in alcohol.
  
#04 UGLY MAIL. By Paal D. Ekran.

You should not do this unless you are really, really crazy for  revenge; Get a 
newspaper, cut out some death notices out with killed persons, or persons who 
have died. Send them to the person with a letter telling how fun it was to 
kill the person (in the ad.).
 
Variations: Try sending him a list with his name on, like a top 10 list with 
his name getting higher each time you send him a new death notice..

Remember what can happen if you are using this method (Cops, jail, the
chair.).

#05 CONNECTING PEOPLE. By Paal D. Ekran.

Just put a notice in a magazine telling that you are a horny little devil 
that wants horny girls. You have to use your victim's name and address. 
 
Variations: If the victim is a male, try connecting him with another male. 
(YOUR VICTIM MIGHT BE KILLED IF YOU DO THIS, AS THERE ARE GUYS THAT TRAVELS 
AROUND AND KILLS FAGGOTS). 
 
#06 ORDERING PIZZA. By Paal D. Ekran.

Just call the local Pizza store and order a Pizza, let them send it to your 
victim.
 
This must be bloody annoying. Remember it might be the pizza shop that 
becomes the victim.
 
Variations: Call the Police and tell that you have heard a shot gun at your 
victims place or that he is having a house party and you can't sleep due to 
all the noise. 
 
#07 DISC DRIVE KILLER. By Paal D. Ekran.

This is an amusing and destructive way of avenging. Just open a disc and 
replace the magnetic disc with some sand paper. When the victim gets the 
disc, containing hot stuff, he will put it into the drive and it will 
destroy the drive-head.
 
#08 FLOWER POWER. By Paal D. Ekran.

Biological fighting is always cool. Get some seeds from some ugly weed and 
spread it all-over your victim's garden.
 
If he has a neat garden you can always get some weed-killer and spray it on 
his garden.
 
#09 PERSONAL HELL. By Paal D. Ekran.

The trick here is to get a person into a locked room. When you have managed 
that, lock the room and turn on your power amplifier with that Cervin Vega 
800 Watt, tune into some "nice" (read as ugly) kriss kross music or even 
Reidars Trekkspell Terror (That is a Norwegian group).
 
#10 WAKE'EM UP. By Paal D. Ekran.

Your victim has a telephone and it is far away from his/hers bed. Let's say 
he has an exam tomorrow and he must be ready to go early next morning. What 
you do then is simple call for a wake-up call with his number, about 05.00 
AM should do fine, remember this is the best hour, especially if he has 
sleeping troubles..
 
#11 IS IT ALIVE? By Paal D. Ekran.
 
If your victim has a lawn-mover standing in his garden you can sneak in at 
night and start it. The noise will probably wake him, and he'll wonder what 
the hell happened.
 
#12 FLOWER POWER II. By Paal D. Ekran.

Get some lime and spread it over your victim's garden. The grass will  now 
slowly die.

#13 AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. By Paal D. Ekran.

Suppose you're in a wedding, and you're in love with the bride, and rather 
pissed on the guy who steals her from you. Now get some laxatives and have 
it into the food. The effect is rather cool, expect chaos.
 
VARIATION: Use sleeping-power instead of laxatives.
 
A friend of me came to me with this idea. He had once heard about a nurse 
who came over some stuff that made the  peeing green. She used in the drinks
on a fellow she wanted to have some fun with. Some hours later they heard a 
roar and a guy came running in shouting: "Help, I am peeing green!" (Said in
Norwegian.)
 
#14 SMELL LIKE ... By Paal D. Ekran.

This is a very cool one. First you get some marten-bait, or something  
similar smelly thing. Personally I recommend marten-bait as it smells as 
bad as raw sewer. 
 
I did this trick last time I graduated from high-school. A fellow and I 
went over to the local college and went into a class room. We greeted the 
teacher and smashed a test-tube with marten-bait into the wash and ran 
away...... (I got a day expulsion from the school, due to my creativity)

VARIATION: You can spill this "water" almost every where, use your 
imagination.
 
#15 SHAVING CREAM. By Chris Cantarine.

Fill up a bag of shaving cream.  Put the open end-part-way under someone's 
door (make sure the bag is open). Jump on the closed end of the bag. Also, 
put a dustpan  under his door. Piss (or pour a jar of something) in it. 
That's cool.
 
#16 DEMOLITION DRIVING. By Bjoern Stenbakken.

Tie your enemy's car to the something on his house or his other car or 
something (use solid rope or a chain) for example, attaching it to the door
knob on the outhouse-door should make much damage.  

This works best if the chain or rope is long. Approx. 20-30 meters. Do it in
the dark, and cover the rope with some sand or something. Then you can sit 
back and wait for him to drive to his school or job. (The longer the rope, 
the better, because he will then gain more speed before anything happens.)

#17 FUN WITH THE TELEPHONE (Phrank) By Davis Sweeney.

Here's an old standard that provided hours of enjoyment at my last job: when
the coworker (victim) of your choice goes for his/her tenth cup of coffee,
pick up his/her phone and tape down the little button that the receiver sits 
on. (Pardon the technical jargon.)  When your sucker gets back with the 
coffee and yet another doughnut, give 'em a call.  When they pick up the 
phone, they won't hear anything and the phone will still ring.  You'd be 
amazed at how well this works.  Of course, it never worked on me.  Really.  
I swear.

#18 FUN WITH THE MOUSE (Phrank) By John Owens.

One prank that worked well at Sun was some clown who put a little yellow 
Post-It(TM) pad sheets on the bottom of everyone's mice. Sun mice have the 
laser firing out the bottom onto the mouse pad, so anyone who moved their 
mouse saw no action on the screen. An entire building was affected that 
April Fool's Day, I believe.

#19 SURANWRAPING THE CAR. By Roy Stewart.

My friend Helen said she once suranwraped her enemy's car.  She wrapped the 
plastic around the car, from bottom to top.  If the car sits in the sun, say
Phoenix Arizona sun, it makes it real fun.  Be sure to cover the door handles
and locks.

#20 ANSI REVENGE. By Greg Banerian.

In college we built a massive slingshot using surgical tubing, etc., and 
destroyed fair portions of our building with it.  Build one for yourself 
and launch eggs, fresh dog turds, water balloons, etc., at their house in 
the middle of night.

#21 BIRD AND THE BEES. By Dale Gee.

If you really wanted to be ugly, you could send a cash money order to one of
these bee keeping supply houses and have a swarm of bees delivered to your
victim.

If you're really ambitious you could take the swarm to your victim 
personally. Those bees will follow where ever the queen goes. The queen 
comes in a cage attached to the outside of the box.  Place the queen cage 
where you want it. Open the box and viola!   I thought it would be real 
interesting to see someone's reaction to having a swarm of bees in their 
car, apartment etc.

Well, I am sure the minds here can think of other uses for a swarm of bees.

#22 FOXY. By Joan Tine.

Get a hype and fill it with Fox Urine Lure from your local hunting supply.  
Insert the needle in the rubber gasket or coaming that seals the window or 
door and spray the inside of the car.  For months the car will be sticky, 
and every time the weather warms up it will smell like Boy Fox in Love.

#23 KILLING THE CAR. By Steve McQueen.

What really works is brake fluid (non silicone) on the paint. This will rust 
the hell out of it in a matter of days.  Also if you are in a hurry you 
could buy a can of Hungry Jack biscuits and put them on the car at night.  
The next morning he will need to take a hammer and chisel to get that mess 
off, and he will take the paint with it.

#24 SUGAR IN THE MORNING. By Kennan Ferguson.

First, take off the bottom sheet of his/her bed.  Put a sheet of plastic 
there; not so thick that it will rustle.  Next, spread a thick layer of 
powdered sugar over the plastic; replace the sheet and return bed to its 
normal state. The beauty of this is the plastic that reflects body heat, 
making the sleeping victim sweaty.  As he/she sweats, the sugar seeps up 
through the bed-sheet.  Upon waking, the individual looks and feels like a
glazed doughnut.

This is not a friendly prank; sugar melt gets everywhere.

#25 BIO-TECH AGAIN. By Paal D. Ekran.

When I was in navy, and a newboy was on leave, we used to sow creed in the 
man's bed. When the guy came back the whole bed was blooming.

#26 PAINTING THE CAR. By Paal D. Ekran.

Feminist used this trick in Oslo mid. 70'ties. They sprayed "Hore Kunde." 
meaning: "whore customer" at the side of the whore customer's car. There 
are many other things you can spray at a person's car for example blow me, 
I have AIDS, I'm cheating my wife, dial (phone no.), I am horney, etc.