>Subject: Chem love poem
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>    How I long to hold thee with my hydrogen bonds
>    But it shall never be
>    I'm cursed due to my chemistry
>    You find me too polar
>    Too full of dichotomy.
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>    O! That you were polar too and
>    We were mutually attracted
>    Even when come close together
>    We can nevery truly touch
>    Foiled by the will of our molecules
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>    Forever separate will we be
>    Due to our immescibility.
>            .amv.
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