Ok, I heard a nickname last night that got me started on a new
set of Gag cards.  Someone called the Wyluli Wolf "Wile E. Coyote".

Hmm, why should Wile E. Coyote (Genious) be the only Warner Brothers
cartoon character to get his own card?  How about Merry Melodies: The Gathering?
Tunes: The Looning?  Dunno about a name...

The only thing is, I can't decide whether every cartoon character should get
built-in regenerate.  Instead, I gave them high toughness.  How about

Bugs Bunny              2RR

Summon Rabbit

Burrowing.
Tap Bugs to tap any other creature in play.
Cannot be used to block.
"What's up, Doc?"
                        1/4

[I think Bugs is Red because that's the color of Chaos in the
 game, and that's what Bugs is best at! Also, using him to block, 
 well, I don't think Bugs takes orders too well if you're not
 giving him a fun job]

         --
Spear and Magic Helmet         4

Mono Artifact

2: Give any creature in play +2/+2
"Spear-and-Magic-Helmet, Spear-and-Magic-Helmet, Spear-and-Magic-HELM-et,
 Spear-and-Magic-Helmet!"
         --
Road Runner                    1GG

Summon...er, what's the real name for this kind of bird?

First Strike.
Any wolf in play is tapped as long as the Road Runner is untapped.
"Beep! Beep!"

                               2/1
         --
Anvil                          6

Mono Artifact

3: Tap to do 3 damage to any creature.  You must spend 3
   to untap the anvil.
   "Splat!"

         --

Pepe Le Peu                    2B

Summon Skunk

You may tap Pepe Le Peu to tap any feline in play.  You
may choose not to untap Pepe during your untap phase; as long
as Pepe remains tapped, the target feline also remains tapped.
[kissing sounds]
                               1/4

[too bad there aren't any black cats in the game for Pepe
 to fall for!]

         --

Daffy Duck                     1BB

Summon Duck

If Daffy Duck attacks and is not blocked, the defender
must discard a card from his or her hand.
[can't think of a canonical Daffy quote]

                               1/4
[Daffy's just so darn annoying and meddling, he always
 messes things up for folks!]
         --
Porky Pig                      4UU

Summon Pig

Tap Porky Pig to immediately end game.  A game ended in
this way is considered a draw.
"Bdee, bdee, bdee, b-dat's all, folks!"

                               0/1

-- Elizabeth Christian