An New and Improved Easy Guide to
                      Modern Economic Systems
 
  SOCIALISM -   You have two cows.  The government takes one to give
                to someone else.
 
  COMMUNISM -   You have two cows.  The government takes both and gives
                you the milk.
 
  FASCISM -     You have two cows.  The government takes both and sells
                you the milk.
 
  NAZISM -      You have two cows.  The government takes both and shoots you.
 
  NEW DEAL-ISM - You have two cows.  The government takes both, shoots one,
                 milks the other, and throws the milk away.
 
  CAPITALISM -  You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.
 
  BUSH's NEW CAPITALISM - You have two cows.  You sell one, buy a bull;
                         take out huge loan on the the cow, and ignore
                         both the cow and the loan from that point on;
                         then you try to milk the bull, and blame the
                         Japanese for its lack of production.