>>This is Life:
>>
>>Son:  Dad, I have to do a special report for school.  Can I ask you a question?
>> 
>>Father:  Sure son.  What's the question?
>> 
>>Son:  What is politics?
>> 
>>Father:  Well, let's take our home for an example.  I am the wage earner,
>>        so let's call me Capitalism.  Your mother is the administrator of money,
>>        so we'll call her the Government.  We take care of your needs, so let's 
>>        call you the People.  We'll call the maid the Working Class and your
>>        brother we can call the Future.  Do you understand son?
>> 
>>Son:  I'm not really sure, Dad.  I'll have to think about it.
>> 
>>That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was
>>wrong.  Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the
>>boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep.  He went
>>to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father
>>in bed with the maid.  The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father
>>and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.  The
>>next morning he reported to his father.
>> 
>>Son:  Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
>> 
>>Father:  Good son!  Can you explain it to me in your own words?
>> 
>>Son:  Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,
>>        Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and
>>        the Future is full of shit.