McDonnell Douglas
AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES

Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thankyou for purchasing a McDonnel Douglas military aircraft.  In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other

First Name________________ Initial___ Last Name_____________________
Latitude_______ Longitude_________ Altitude_________
Password, Codeword, etc.___________________________

2. Which model did you purchase?
_F14 Tomcat _F15 Eagle _F16 Falcon _F19A Stealth _Classified

3. Date of Purchase:  Month_________ Day__________ Year__________

4. Serial Number______________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
_Recieved as gift/Aid package
_Catalog Showroom
_Sleazy Arms Broker
_Mail Order
_Discount Store
_Government Surplus
_Classified

6.  Please indicate how you became aware of this product:
_Heard loud noise/Looked up
_Store Display
_Espionage
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
_Was attacked by one

7.  Please check the three factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
_Style/Appearance
_Kickback/Bribe
_Recommended by Salesperson
_Speed/Maneuverability
_Comfort/Convenience
_McDonnell Douglas reputation
_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Price/Value
_Back-Room Politics
_Negative experience opposing one in combat

8.  Please check the locations(s) where this product will be used:
_North America
_Central/South America
_Aircraft Carrier
_Europe
_Middle East
_Africa
_Asia/Far East
_Misc. Third-world Countries
_Classified

9.  Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:
Product                  Own	      Intend to purchase
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air missile
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon

10.  How would you desribe yourself or your organization?  Check all that apply:
_Communist
_Terrorist
_Crazed (Islamic)
_Crazed (other)
_Neutral
_Democratic
_Dictatorship
_Corrupt (Latin American)
_Corrupt (other)
_Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
_Cash
_Suitcases of Cocaine
_Oil Revenues
_Deficit Spending
_Personal Check
_Credit Card
_Ransom Money
_Traveler's Check

12.  Occupation  You  Your spouse
Homemaker
Sales/Marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle Management
Eccentric Billionaire
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student
Other_______

13.  To help us undrstand our Custormers' lifestyles, please indicate the interest and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating in on a regular basis:
Activity/Interest    You     Your spouse
Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
Espionage/REconniassance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Personal Computers

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future--as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other compnies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
POB 800
St. Louis, MO  55500