Piloting can be one of the most fun jobs in the world.
          You can go anywhere weather permits.  On the other hand, it
          requires long hours of study to figure out how to figure out
          the bizarre and complex mechanisms.  Have you ever heard
          pilots talk?

               John : Yeah, well the interoceter says that the
          fluidical levels are nixing on the barometric pressures so
          that the evil kneivel will explode, momentarily.

               Translation : We are about to land.  Please extinguish
          your cigarettes.

               Bob : The flux capacitor, being a strange and wonderful
          thing related not to cigars, like the type that my Uncle
          Herman smokes, on a daily basis, because he likes those
          cuban cigars, Cuba being one of those places where just
          about everyone has always wanted to go, in a way like
          Jamaica, where they have a different currency, which is used
          to pay for things like gasoline, which, if we continually
          use for the next thirty years, will make a big stink
          somewhere in the middle of somebody's house, who will
          probably not appreciate it, because stinks are not very nice
          smelling.

               Translation : My Aunt Bernice is lying in bed,
          twitching with pneumonia.

               Henry : At present, we're experiencing technical
          difficulties regarding those large objects which are
          normally near the outside of the airplane, but now are not.

               Translation : The wings just fell off.

               Uncle Floyd : We (HA HA HA) just (hee hee) ran out (heh
          heh heh) of (hahaha) Colombian (snicker) coffee!

               Translation : The plane is fresh out of gasoline and is
          about to spiral down and crash, causing you to need to grab
          the safety cushion under your seat and also breath through
          the oxygen mask AT THE SAME TIME, so you'll have to figure
          out how to reach up with one arm and down with the other.

          Remember that before waking up one morning and deciding to
          become a pilot.