This one's for all the college students out there like me for when things  
get stressful:
> 1. Yell at the top of your lungs
> 2. While yelling jump up and down
> 3. Can add optional hair pulling
> 4. Regress to toddler stage and throw wild temper tantrum
> 5. Take a color crayon out of the toy box and color in your text book
> 6. Make paper airplanes out of text book pages
> 7. Set those planes on fire in flight and practice emergency
>    procedures
> 8. Tack picture of prof on the dart board and throw darts
> 9. Who needs the dart board?  Let them fly, room occupents or not
> 10. Take a feather pillow, bite, and rip
> 11. Take magic marker and draw all over face and body (washable
>    markers optional)
> 12. Write on roommate when they are asleep
> 13. Shave roommates eyebrows
> 14. Run naked up and down the hall
> 15. Talk to yourself even though people are around you
> 16. Have an argument with yourself
> 17. Make Ramen noodles with peanut butter and pickles
> 18. Eat a breadless peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Duh, fingers)
> 19. Make Jello in big pan and before it sets squish toes in it
> 20. Take previous squished Jello and serve it to company
> 21. Hang from ceiling fixtures
> 22. Record a long message on answering machine (animal noises work
>     quite well)
> 23. Break out power tools and go to town
> 24. Actually build something with those power tools
> 25. Sled down residence hall stairs
> 26. Take butter, put on bottom of sled, get friends and practice
>     bobsledding down the halls
> 27. "BORROW" a tray from dining hall and go sledding outside on
>     big hill
> 28. Bungee jump from balcony of residence hall
> 29. Take ping pong ball, cut in half, color to choice, wear as fake
>     eyes in class
> 30. Paint your room black (absense of color=absense of thought)
> 31. Watch Beevis and Butthead marathon, some dummy has to have all
>     the shows on tape
> 32. Hang up-side-down from loft until head ALL the blood flows to
>     your head
> 33. Go into middle of campus and start digging a grave (measurements
>      are 3 feet wide by 6 feet long by 6 feet deep)
> 34. When asked about grave say your parents requested it
> 35. Have pillow fight with roommate
> 36. Sit and type nonsense on the computer and mail it to somebody
> 37. Make creative list like this
> 38. Rub-Lick-Stick all the bottle tops you can fit on your forehead
> 39. See if neighbor's cat really doesn't like water (clue: pick
>     the one without claws)
> 40. Put mattress on floor, practice sky diving from loft
> 41. Pull all the hair out of Good Luck Troll's head
> 42. Feel adventurous? Try eating campus dining's vegetarian dish
> 43. Brush your teeth with your finger
> 44. Put ketchup on roommate while they are asleep, then stand
>     over them with a cleaver and scream bloody murder
> 45. Play Mortal Combat and Air Hockey at same time
> 46. Wear underwear on outside of clothes and run around claiming to
>     be a superhero
> 47. Practice naked gymnastics on football goal posts
> 48. Freeze another school's computer network while writing a friend
> 49. Put lubricated condoms on all the door knobs down the hall
> 50. This choice is optional (try to create interesting artistic
>     ways to gross out friends with food, especially produce)