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>>THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO
>>TEACHERS IN THE ALBURQUERQUE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS:
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>>1.  Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
>>32, and also 33.
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>>2.  Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday.  She was in bed with
>>gramps.
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>>3.  Please excuse Johnnie for being.  It was his father's fault.
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>>4.  Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
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>>5.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
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>>6.  Excuse Gloria.  She has been under the doctor.
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>>7.  Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
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>>8.  My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed.  Please
>>execute him.
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>>9.  Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.  He was hit
>>in the growing part.
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>>10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.  She spent this
>>weekend with the Marines.
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>>11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days.  Yesterday she fell off a
>tree and misplaced her hip.
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>>12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has very loose vowels.
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>>13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
>>headache, and upset stomach.  Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
>>her brother had a low-grade fever.  There must be the flu going around, her
>>father even got hot last night.
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>>14. Please excuse Blanche from jim today.  She is administrating.
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>>15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
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>>16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
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>>17. Please excuse Sara for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.
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>>18. Please excuse Lupe.  She is having problems with her ovals.
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>>19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.  He had diah(*crossed
>>out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits.
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