TOP TEN KEEBLER ELF EUPHEMISMS FOR DEATH

10.	Bit the big morsel
9.	Failed his freshness test
8.	On the cooling rack
7.	Bought the Pepperidge Farm
6.	Gone to aisle three
5.	Creamy casket filling
4.	Owl bait
3.	Super-fudge-a-riffically dead
2.	Overbaked
1.	Somebody get the Mini-Vac!