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Top Ten Easiest Jobs In The World
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10. Fan mail coordinator for Jermaine Jackson
 9. Organizer of World Series Victory Parades, City of Cleveland
 8. Academy Award acceptance speech writer for that "Hey, Vern" guy
 7. CBS talk-show weenie
 6. Whatever the hell Morty does
    (Robert "Morty" Morton, producer of the Late Show)
 5. Mike Tyson's travel agent
 4. Ointment salesman in Singapore
 3. Selling french fries to President Clinton
    (A clip was shown of a robotic President Clinton walking over to a box
    of McDonald's french fries, and blowing them apart with lasers shooting
    from his eyes.  The two then spun around to the music from the film "2001")
 2. Executive in charge of arranging Madonna's future "Late Show" appearances
 1. Loving Oprah