>Classified Ads:
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>o  Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.
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>o  A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine food expertly served by
>   waitresses in appetizing forms.
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>o  Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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>o  For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie
>   chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
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>o  Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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>o  Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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>o  Great Dames for sale.
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>o  Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
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>o  Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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>o  Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
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>o  The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
>   athletic facilities.
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>o  Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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>o  Stock up and save.  Limit: one.
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>o  For Sale--Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
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>o  Man, honest.  Will take anything.
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>o  Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.
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>o  Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!
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>o  Modular Sofas.  Only $299.  For rest or fore play.
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>o  Wanted.  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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>o  3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.
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>o  Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll
>   never go anywhere again.
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>o  Wanted.  Widower with school-age children requires person to assume
>   general housekeeping duties.  Must be capable of contributing to growth
>   of family.
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>o  Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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>o We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.