Top ten books NOT recommended by the National Library Association.
1   Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures
2   The Nutritional Benefits of Protein from Your Nose.
3   Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge
4   Dick, Jane, and Sally Wander into South Central L.A.
5   The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet the Vice Squad
6   Babar Visits the Taxidermist
7   Curious George and the Electric Fence
8   The Boy who Died from Eating All His Vegatables
9   The Pop Up Book of Human Anatomy
10  Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes