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Top 10 Ways To Kill Time When You're Stranded in an Airport - March 16, 1993
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10. Ride around baggage carousel asking people, "Are you sure I'm not your suit
case?"
9. Organize a posse.  Look for Swedes.
8. Page "passenger John Goodman" and watch all the fat guys in the airport get stared at.
7. Drink yourself into a duty-free coma.
6. Scream, "Duck!  It's Harry Connick Jr.!"
5. Make annoying siren noise and carry old people to their gates.
4. Have a few jumbo sodas; go out and "de-ice" a 747.
3. Help out customs officials by sniffing people's luggage.
2. Think up dirty jokes with "Aer Lingus" in the punch line.
1. Play goose-the-skycap.