>>               50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
>> 
>> 
>>  1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
>>  2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex
>>      to other passengers.
>>  3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
>>      "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
>>  4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
>>  5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
>>  6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of
>>      the elevator.
>>  7. Shave.
>>  8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
>>      ask: "Got enough air in there?"
>>  9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear
>>      yours upside-down.
>>  10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
>>       without getting off.
>>  11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
>>       doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
>>  12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol
>>       coming!"
>>  13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
>>       and ask them to call you Admiral.
>>  14. One word: Flatulence!
>>  15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
>>       stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
>>       shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
>>  16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
>>  17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
>>       announce: "I've got new socks on!"
>>  18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
>>       "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
>>  19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
>>  20. Meow occassionally.
>>  21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
>>  22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
>>  23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
>>  24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
>>  25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
>>  26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
>>  27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
>>       of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
>>  28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
>>  29. Leave a box between the doors.
>>  30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for
>>       them.
>>  31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
>>  32. Start a sing-along.
>>  33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
>>  34. Play the harmonica.
>>  35. Shadow box.
>>  36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
>>  37. Lean against the button panel.
>>  38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
>>  39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
>>  40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
>>       other passengers that this is your "personal space."
>>  41. Bring a chair along.
>>  42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
>>       wha in muh mouf?"
>>  43. Blow spit bubbles.
>>  44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
>>  45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
>>  46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
>>  47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>>  48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
>>  49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
>>  50. Tell the stupid-fucking OJ knock, knock joke & laugh at it.