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Date: Thu, 24 Mar 1994 10:25:14 +22305931 (EST)
From: kjl@beluga.must.com (Ken Lignelli)
Subject: Tiny Toons

And here are those Tiny Toons cards again...

Tiny Toons MtG Cards
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Note:  All Toons have the ability:  (G):Regenerate  since they cannot die...

Plucky Duck (1)G   Summon Toon
  1/1, will not block creatures with power greater than 0.
  (G): Plucky becomes the Toxic Avenger, 4/4 Trample, Protection from Green

Go-Go (3)GG   Summon Toon
  X/X,  X is the number of cards in play (of any kind).  Go-Go will randomly
  change sides - each time he attacks, blocks, or is the target of ANY effect,
  targeted or general, flip a coin.  If your opponent calls it, they gain 
  control of Go-Go.  At any time, Go-Go can change into any MtG, Arabian or
  Antiquities card ever created.

Dizzy Devil  (4)GG  Summon Toon
  6/6, Trample, Plainswalk, each turn during upkeep, you must choose one of
  your cards in play and feed it (destroy it) to Dizzy.

Hampton Pig (1)G  Summon Toon
  0/1, Swampwalk, Tap to prevent 1 damage to any Toon.  Any time you use this 
  power, or use Hampton to attack or block, you must flip a coin.  If it comes
  up in opponents favor, Hampton targets the wrong creature (Opponents chioce).

Babs Bunny (3)GG  Summon Toon
  2/2, Bands, each upkeep, Babs can Shapechange into another female creature
  in play (Serra Angel, Benalish Hero, etc.).

Buster Bunny (3)GG  Summon Toon
  2/2, Mountainwalk (Burrowing...), Tap to confuse 1 creature.  That creature
  will "mess up" for the duration of the turn, including powers, attacks and
  blocks.  The creature will either do it wrong or to the wrong target.

Montanna Max (2)GG  Summon Toon
  3/3, (2)GG: Tap to steal any card from opponent for duration of the turn.
  You take 3 damage each time Max uses this power.

Elmira (5)GGGG  Summon Toon
  X/X, X is the number of Toons in play.  Tap to hug (kill) any Toon.
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Hope you like these!

Ken Lignelli
kjl@must.com