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Date: Mon, 28 Mar 94 17:27:47 -0800
From: magus@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Michael McCollum)

I don't know how many of you have read The Tick comic book series, but it gave
me a few neat ideas for new cards of the comic variety.. :>

The Tick     4+UUU
Summon Tick
The Tick is immune to damage, but can be killed by any spell which destroys
or buries target creature.
"Spoon!"
              5/*

Arthur       2+U
Summon Arthur
Flying
"The Tick's faithful Sidekick"
Gains +1/+1 while Tick is in play
             2/1

Ninja Horde  2+BB
Summon Ninjas
May not attack unless District Manager is in play
             5/5

District Manager  2+B
Summon District Manager
BB+Tap: Casts False Orders on any creature
"Attack, fools!"
                  1/1

And, of course, there are many other items and characters of interest in
the series... go read it and see for yourself! :>
SpellWeaver