From: rossel@girtab.usc.edu (Robert C. Rossel) Subject: Introducing...Magic: the Smurfing!!! (Not serious) Date: 17 Aug 1994 14:15:35 -0700 Well, I figured that I had seen Star Wars and Animaniacs and other stuff like that, so I may as well give the Smurfs a shot. As you may have guessed, blue may be an important color in this one. =) Any comments, flames, ideas, etc. can be sent to me at this address: rossel@aludra.usc.edu Thanks for reading! Happy Smurfing! (I don't believe I just said that) Robert C. Rossel rossel@aludra.usc.edu "Zuckuss" on IRC Card Color Cost Effect ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Papa Smurf Blue UUU2 2/3 creature All Smurfs gain +0/+1 while in play Tap to do 1 damage/prevent 2 damage Handy Smurf Blue UUUU1 1/2 creature Tap+UUU to bring artifact from your graveyard to your hand Hefty Smurf Blue UU2 2/3 creature UU=+1/+0 Brainy Smurf Blue UU2 1/1 creature Tap to add 2 to mana pool Jokey Smurf Blue U2 1/1 creature Tap+UU to do 1 damage to tapped creature Sleepy Smurf Blue U2 1/1 creature UU=+0/+1 (max of UUUU) 1 to untap Grumpy Smurf Blue UU2 2/2 creature Rampage: 1 Greedy Smurf Blue UU1 1/1 creature Tap+UU2 to force opponent to discard one card of his choice 1 to untap Vanity Smurf Blue U2 1/1 creature U=+1/+0 (max of UU) 1 to untap Painter Smurf Blue UU2 1/1 creature Tap to change target card's color to blue until end of turn Clumsy Smurf Blue UU1 1/1 creature Sacrifice an artifact to do 1 damage to target creature Wild Smurf Blue UUU2 2/2 creature Forestwalk Tap+U for G mana Smurfette Blue UUU1 1/1 creature Tap to give target smurf +1/+1 until end of turn Baby Smurf Blue U2 0/1 creature Tap+UUU= target creature does no damage "Awww...what a cute little fella..." Mirror Smurf Blue UU3 T + 1/P + 1 creature T, P=Toughness, Power of any smurf in play Comes into play tapped Generic Smurf Blue U 1/1 creature ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gargamel Black BBB2 2/3 creature Tap + BB to do 1 damage to any target Trample (vs. Smurfs only) Azrael Black BB1 2/2 creature Tap + BB to give target -0/-1 until end of turn Trample (vs. Smurfs only) Swamp Goblins Black BB 1/2 creature Swampwalk Gargamel's Black BB1 1/1 creature Mother-in-Law Tap+B2 to give Gargamel +0/+1 counter (he's gotta have good endurance to put up with her) Smurf Stew Black BX Sorcery X=colorless mana, max=# of smurfs in play X=amount of life gained Smurf to Gold Black BBBXX Sorcery X=# of smurfs who get a counter Counter means they cost +2 to untap Smurfquake Black BB1 Sorcery All creatures and players take 1 damage Swamp Goblin Black BBB1 2/3 creature King All swamp goblins gain +1/+0 Wither Plant Black BBBB Enchantment Pay 1 during upkeep or take 1 damage "All the Smurfberry bushes are dead! We'll starve!" The Long Road Black BB2 Enchantment All smurfs now have upkeeps of +1 "Are we there yet Papa Smurf?" Smurfsleep Black BBX Enchant Creature Target does not untap as normal for X turns ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Albatross Green GG2 2/2 creature Flying Tap to make target smurf unblockable by walls Rabbit Holes Green GGG1 Enchantment All smurfs gain Forestwalk Smurfberry Bush Green GG Instant Regain 3 life "Mmmm! These are really yummy!" Wall of Smurf- Green GG2 0/4 wall Berries GG=regenerates Sacrifice to gain 2 life Swollen River Green GGG1 Instant Only flying and islandwalking creatures can attack this turn Squirrel Green GG 1/1 creature Forestwalk Smurf Size Green GGG2 Enchant Creature Creature loses -2/-2 (min of 0/1) and trample "Help me! I've shrunk!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rock Goblins Red R 1/1 creature Bignose the Red RR2 3/3 creature Giant Trample Bigmouth the Red RR2 2/4 creature Giantess Trample Forest Fire Red RRRR Sorcery Opponent takes damage=# of forests in play Rockslide Red RR4 Sorcery Sacrifice Mountain to destroy 3 lands of opponent's choice If opponent does not have 3 lands, then all lands destroyed and rest is damage (1 land+2 dam, etc) Wall of Rubble Red RRR 1/5 wall Can block mountainwalking creatures ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Johann White WW3 3/3 creature First Strike, Banding Pee-Wee White WW2 2/2 creature Banding Blue Moon White WWW Enchantment All Smurfs gain +1/+1 Mirror Smurf gains +2/+2 Smurf Song White WW Interrupt Add 3 mana of either white and/or blue to your mana pool Brainy's Lament White WW1 Sorcery Take opponent's creature (your choice) and return to owner's hand. All enchantments are lost. "But Papa Smurf said..." Father Time White WWWW2 Sorcery All players shuffle their hands and graveyards into libraries then draw 7 cards. Smurfen Glue White WWWW Enchant Creature Any creature blocking or blocked by target creature gains counter (as does enchanted creature). Counter means that it has a 1 cost to untap and any creature blocking or blocked by it gets a counter too. If the original enchantment is dispelled, all counters are lost. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brainy's Art. 3 Tap to add 1 mana to pool (colorless) Glasses Vanity's Art. 3 3: Target creature does not untap as normal Mirror next turn "I am soooooooo beautiful!" Gargamel's Art. 6 All Black spells cost 1 less mana to cast Cauldron (colorless first, then B's) (minimum cost B) The Magic Art. 7 All creatures gain untap cost of 4 Flute "I can't stop dancing!" Handy's Art. 3 2: Prevent 1 damage to artifact creature Toolbelt ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smurfberry Land Tap for U mana OR Patch Sacrifice for 4 life Smurf Village Land All Smurfs gain Banding ability Gargamel's Land Tap for B mana OR Castle Sacrifice to do 3 damage to target ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, whattaya think? -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said: "LET THERE BE LIGHT." And there was still nothing, but you could see it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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