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Magic Pickup Lines

David Durica (PCXW96C@prodigy.com)

Don't really use these, or you may get kicked in the 'nads!

  1. I've got a Shivan Dragon in my pants!
  2. Wanna see my pumpable creatue?
  3. Tap me as an interrupt!
  4. You've cast giant growth on me!
  5. Summon my Juggernaut!
  6. Wanna go back to my breeding pit?
  7. Wanna see my red & white legend?
  8. Check out my crystal rod!
  9. It manipulates, but it sure as hell ain't icy!
  10. I've got a two-headed giant!

Nathan Michael Grover (ngrover@uclink2.berkeley.edu):

  1. Feel the pain of my Rod of Ruin
  2. You can't fight the Force of nature, baby
  3. Bond, James Fastbond, and the name is well deserved, baby.
  4. What do you think of my Implements?
  5. There's something in my pants possessing an unholy strength!
  6. Ever been to the Spawning bed, sweetheart?
  7. We can have fun with what I call my "Dancing Scimitar".
  8. They call me the POWERSURGE!!!!
  9. Let's play the Ivory Tower, Howling Mine combo!!!
  10. Wanna see my Force Spike?
AND FINALLY:

Don't get near my Active Volcano!!!!!!

  Melissa D. Binde [ ]